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The Mayan Apocalypse

Sung to the tune of "The Age of Aquarious"

When the Moon

Collides with your house

And meteors

Fall from the sky

And flames engulf the planet

Then ki-i-i-i-i-s your ass good bye

It's the arrival of the Mayan Apocalypse

The Mayan Apocalypse

Apocalypse!

Apocalypse!


Everywhere there's mass destruction

Avalanches, storms and earthquakes

All we're missing now are locusts

Guess the Mayans weren't liars

Look, the Amazon's on Fire

Apocalypse

Apocalypse


When the Earth's

A pile of rubble

And Volcanoes sound the alarm

Tsunamis wipeout the coastlines

Look's li-i-i-i-ike we've bought the farm

It's the arrival of the Mayan Apocalypse

Your's and Mine Apocalypse

Apocalypse!

Apocalypse!

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